secret garden: traditional beauty secret

went for a ride and came back sweaty~~
tried to get a shower but ran out of body wash. so i went and get this body shampoo i got 2 weeks ago and cut the packet. And then....whoa...the smell...stinks!!oh no... the sharp fragrance immediately made me dizzy..
The labels says that it has got lavender, sweet almond oil, cucumber and sea salt. Yeah..sounds calming and relaxing. Heck no!! that's so not true..i shd hv jz stick to Johnson's baby bath with honey. Now im slurping on Ribena while blogging so to stop myself from throwing up.
I cant take strong aroma. I prefer stinking toilet than wash up ones. Or mayb rubbish dump than air freshener. Definately sweaty guys than cologned or perfumed ones(*winks)...
This is the only weakness that hinders me frm bcming a full-fledge chemist(wakaka). All my other senses are fine. Like i'm not colour blind, im a good listener(this has got nothing to do with being a chemist though), good sense of touch(not very useful), good taste buds(not very useful tooo..tasting is usually not recommended). So off all the 5 senses, it must be the nose!! Why?? Sense of smell is an important asset while carrying out an experiment. Without it, chemist are unable distinguish the compounds from one another.. so i need a lab partner which can stand strong pricky odor..hahaha..like thian2
lolz..poor thian2